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Toke with me sometime I'm a trip
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Get stoned sometime!
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Have you ever got really stoned and just wondered? About everything.
Just sat there and wondered. I
hate that shit. I'll just be sitting there and I'll be like, "What the fuck?? Why?" And I'll just start thinking
about everything. Life, religion, sex, all that shit. I have come to a few different realizations. Here are
some of my thoughts.
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Marijuana, sex, and things that suck!
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Marijuana,
is probably the topic that pisses me off the most. Why. That's what I think of when I hear stories
like a guy gets busted and goes to jail for 93 years for growing little green plants. Why. That's what I
think of when I see my friends get punished by the law for putting what they want into their bodies.
Why. That's what I think when I see a drunk-driving crash on T.V. Why. That's what I think when I see
my friends uncle breath through a whole in his throat. Why. WHY IS MARIJUANA ILLEGAL. It poses
absolutely no danger to a human being. Oh no you lose memory. NO FUCK YOU. When I get stoned I
don't lose my damn memory. I just forget shit because I don't wanna remember it. Fuck you I wanna
keep my mind fresh with interesting thoughts and good ideas. Marijuana users grades are much lower
than non-marijuana users! NO SHIT. THATS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SMARTER. They
know that all the shit you learn in school is FUCKING POINTLESS. When in our lifetime are we gonna
need to know how many times X goes into Y? HUH? TELL ME CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO
FUCKING KNOW..NEVER THATS WHEN. School is a fucking joke, and marijuana users know that.
Alcohol is legal...celebrated on TV with cute little commercials, beautiful women, etc. Yet thousand die
every year because ALCOHOL MAKES YOU LOSE CONTROL. I drink myself and I've lost control
over myself a few times. That's why people get in driving accidents and kill each other and beat their
wives and accidently kill them. Thats why women unwillingly have sex. BECAUSE ALCOHOL MAKES
YOU LOSE CONTROL. On the other hand, marijuana STIMULATES your mind. You become so in
control of yourself that you think of thoughts you've never thought before and go to new frontiers in your
mind, body, and soul. No one has gotten high on weed and beat their wife till she died. But I bet
someone has gotten high on weed and FORGOTTEN to beat their wife. That's because they are thinking
of better things...greater things. And on to the final one. Tobacco. Don't even get a fucking buzz off it.
It's just nasty flavored air. Rolled like a joint. Its just harmful killing stinking smoke. OH SIGN ME UP.
Give me a fucking break. How many times have you seen a guy that only smoked weed with lung cancer
and a hole in his throat? Never damnit, never. I don't even have to elaborate on this because I'm so
fucking right. Next subject.
Sex
I'm horny. As I am writing this, I am horny. EWW YOU PERVERT! Hey I'm horny..I can't fucking
help it. Sorry if a chemical in my brain makes me want to reproduce with my girlfriend.
Sorry if the raging hormones in my body make me want, think, and thrive for sex 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week, 365 days a year. I'm so sorry. I think the fucking people in this country need to take themselves
a little less seriously. It's just sex. BUT SEX SHOULD BE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHO LOVE
AND CARE FOR EACH OTHER. And if my girlfriend can find it in her heart to love
me then I will treat her like a damn queen. I'll be the first one to admit it...I AIN'T BRAD PITT. Yeah I
could lose a few pounds, get a haircut, get some designer Tommy Hilfiger clothes, but I don't. I am who I
fucking am. And if she can find it in her heart to love me for who I am and what I think then I don't
care what she does. I have realized one of
the many reasons the world is fucked up. Missinterpretaion. The human beings on this planet have pretty
much gathered that a person becomes an adult at age 18. If you ask any teenager this is wrong. Why are
teenagers so horny all the time? Why do they get so mad at their parents? Because in their mind they are
adults. Thats when humans really become adults...WHEN THEY FEEL IT. Its not the day when you
reach the 18th year of your life. It is the day when you can think and act or yourself and when you feel
you can survive on your own. Unfortunately these feelings are kept inside by strict discipline and shit like
that. They just put more and more restrictions on teenagers and youth in general. The teenagers are just
built up with all these hormones and thoughts and feelings of an adult yet they are still treated like a child.
They either have to take out their built up aggression and tension on something such as sports or other
peoples skulls or they just hold it in until the point when they explode with rage. Its dangerous and it
needs to change. I am 18 and still a virgin, but it's cool because I love my girlfriend and when we are ready to have sex we will. My girlfriend's name is Tina and I think she is the most wonderful thing in the world and I would do anything for her. She is the love in my life. I will probably build another site just about her within the next month and I will have it posted on my links. I also want to say that sex is nothing to rush but when your horney and ready go for it. And here are some more things that suck:
Phone companies
AOL
All those drugs that kill
Child Abuse
New pipes (They taste fucking disgusting
Briefs (ouch)
Disco
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Thoughts on religion!
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God
I dunno if I believe in God. If their is a God, then I don't think he would mind people not believing in
him. Oh yes the bible. We are supposed to worship and praise someone in a book written fucking
hundreds of years ago. If I could just recieve some proof. Just a nice little piece of some kind of fraction
of some proof. Maybe just some guy popping out of my wall and saying, "THEIR IS A GOD." That's all
I would need. I'd be a fucking born-again christian. But no. We have to believe in a book from 2000
years ago or else our souls will burn in eternal hell. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT???? How do we
know that christianity isn't like satanism to the afterlife and all christians are going to hell? And OHHH
you better not be in a cult!!! Oh no evil people!! How could people believe in UFO'S and the kingdom
above heaven?? They are so lost. NEWSFLASH ASSHOLES: MOST RELIGIONS BELIEVE THAT
THERE IS A BIG GUY IN THE SKY THAT MADE US ALL WITH MAGICAL POWERS. They
believe in Adam and Eve and Noah and Moses and all that shit. Lets say the Heaven's Gate cult was
right. What if they're just laughing now on a UFO while were sitting here saying, "Oh poor unguided
souls." It's fucked up.I hope you've been enlightened somehow by my crazy thoughts. I know if you've read up to here you
must be thinking, "Wow this guy is fucking insane! What kind of life could bring on such psychotic
thoughts and feelings?" Actually a pretty normal life. Compared to some other fucking lives out there,
mine ain't that bad. I have probably offended you in some way too. I don't really care. I'm my own
fucking person and I can say and think whatever the hell I want. Don't be afraid to share your thoughts
with me... I'm open to yours too. Until then, keep smoking and thinking for yourself, cause your the only
one who can do it.
Miscellaneous drug-induced insane ramblings
I was sitting here wishing I was sober so I could stop fucking thinking. But oh well. I have realized one of
the many reasons the world is fucked up. Missinterpretaion. The human beings on this planet have pretty
much gathered that a person becomes an adult at age 18. If you ask any teenager this is wrong. Why are
teenagers so horny all the time? Why do they get so mad at their parents? Because in their mind they are
adults. Thats when humans really become adults...WHEN THEY FEEL IT. Its not the day when you
reach the 18th year of your life. It is the day when you can think and act or yourself and when you feel
you can survive on your own. Unfortunately these feelings are kept inside by strict discipline and shit like
that. They just put more and more restrictions on teenagers and youth in general. The teenagers are just
built up with all these hormones and thoughts and feelings of an adult yet they are still treated like a child.
They either have to take out their built up aggression and tension on something such as sports or other
peoples skulls or they just hold it in until the point when they explode with rage. Its dangerous and it
needs to change.
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